It’s day 4896 of my period. I am uncomfortable as hell, and I really don’t want to be using pads at the moment, partly because I have acne between my butt cheeks (delightful) and am feeling rather how I imagine how babies feel when they get nappy rash. In other words, it’s not good, my…Read More
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
It’s not even November, and yet the insidious pre-Christmas diet peddlers are out in force.Read More
My lovely humans, if you were intrigued by the notion that virginity is in fact a heteronormative social construct, then this is a book for YOU!Read More
I saw a photo of myself at a networking event, and my first thought was THIS IS NOT GOOD. I look enormous. And I was confused, because I don’t *feel* enormous, and I don’t see myself that way when I look in the mirror. I was genuinely confused: my brain was having a proper “does…Read More
Dear few who read this blog, I must share with you a little story I heard earlier this evening. My MFEOBFF (made for each other best friend forever) and I met for a little dinner and a catch up this evening. After a lot of dinner, the Mandy Moo shared with me that today she…Read More
Now, I respect everyone’s right to get their rocks off, but I think the way this new sex toy is being marketed is perhaps a touch too “woke”.Read More
It was like, really, really mean to me.
My flirtation with the Mirena Coil DID NOT GO WELL.
“Oh, god, I’m sorry – I completely forgot to shave my legs. I’m single at the moment, so it’s just not been on my radar. Please excuse my fuzziness.”
Can you guess who I said this to?Read More
Is the world going to end because you took a two hour lunch break instead of 20 minutes?Read More
YOU ARE WORTH MORE THAN WHAT YOU WEIGH!
I don’t own a set of bathroom scales. I have never purchased a set of bathroom scales.Read More