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Oh My Ovaries

Just a girl and her bumpy ovaries, stumbling from one cockup to another

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The Tale of Princess Croissant

By: ohmyovariesuk 13th January 202113th January 2021
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Allow me to weave you a tale
Of masculinity so very frail

Tis a telling that will surely haunt
The cautionary tale of Princess Croissant…

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I Hope

By: ohmyovariesuk 31st December 202031st December 2020
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It comes spilling out of my mouth before my logical brain can stop it, before I can talk myself down with imagined scenarios of rejection or (horror of horrors) disgust.

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Awkward Moments – I Got ‘Em

By: ohmyovariesuk 18th December 202018th December 2020
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When it comes to awkward moments – my life is somewhat an embarrassment of riches.

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My Second First Time

By: ohmyovariesuk 18th December 202018th December 2020
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It had been 22 months of celibacy, 5 months of therapy, and 11 months of taking antidepressants. I was ready to get back on the proverbial horse, and ride off into the sexually satisfied sunset.

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The Moral Spotlight

Moral Spotlight

By: ohmyovariesuk 26th April 202026th April 2020
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I’ve decided that instead of saying “oh, my skin is so bad at the moment”, I’m going to refer to my skin as morally reprehensible.

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I’m too old to be bullied, especially by myself.

By: ohmyovariesuk 29th March 202029th March 2020
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I spent such a long time telling myself that my body is not a battlefield. I let my body process trauma in the way it needed to, comforting myself with the words “my body is not a battlefield”.

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Come On, Get It On…

By: ohmyovariesuk 23rd March 202029th March 2020
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I’ve been having some serious hormone surges and crashes, because as well as starting a business while managing a chronic illness, I’ve made the decision to come off the Pill after twelve years.

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Mum is not the word.

By: ohmyovariesuk 24th November 201924th November 2019
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This week, a chap has emailed into the show with this catastrophic problem:

“My wife doesn’t like it when I call her mum, even after twenty years of me doing it.”

Well, duh.

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My Cup Runneth Over

By: ohmyovariesuk 3rd November 20193rd November 2019
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It’s day 4896 of my period. I am uncomfortable as hell, and I really don’t want to be using pads at the moment, partly because I have acne between my butt cheeks (delightful) and am feeling rather how I imagine how babies feel when they get nappy rash. In other words, it’s not good, my…

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Tis the season to be bitchy…

By: ohmyovariesuk 27th October 201927th October 2019
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Fa la la la la, la la la la.

It’s not even November, and yet the insidious pre-Christmas diet peddlers are out in force.

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